that is bullshit, i did not hit her... i did naaaht

"not for canada - australian in disguise" (for-canada) 06/10/2016 at 21:15 • Filed to: None

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whoarder is tellurium > not for canada - australian in disguise 06/10/2016 at 21:17

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I SUZ U !

not for canada - australian in disguise > whoarder is tellurium 06/10/2016 at 21:17

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that’s what hulk hogan said

CB > not for canada - australian in disguise 06/10/2016 at 21:18

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I met Tommy Wiseau. It will forever be known as one of the most surreal experiences of my life. He shook my hand, we threw a football, it was strange.

whoarder is tellurium > not for canada - australian in disguise 06/10/2016 at 21:20

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unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > not for canada - australian in disguise 06/10/2016 at 21:20

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oh hi dogie

interstate366, now In The Industry > not for canada - australian in disguise 06/10/2016 at 21:21

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not for canada - australian in disguise > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 06/10/2016 at 21:21

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you’re my favourite customer

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > not for canada - australian in disguise 06/10/2016 at 21:22

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keep the change.

not for canada - australian in disguise > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 06/10/2016 at 21:24

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that’s me

CB > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 06/10/2016 at 21:25

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Fun fact: did you know that he dubbed over his lines?

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > not for canada - australian in disguise 06/10/2016 at 21:26

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Oppositelock: the car and tommy wiseau appreciation website.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > CB 06/10/2016 at 21:26

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Didn’t know thought it was bad audio but it seemed like dubbing.

CB > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 06/10/2016 at 21:28

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Yeah, he redid all his lines. He’s like a turducken of mystery: a question wrapped in a riddle wrapped in an enigma.

not for canada - australian in disguise > CB 06/10/2016 at 21:28

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That explains so much.

TheHondaBro > CB 06/10/2016 at 21:30

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According to you, it would be the pigskin ovoid projectile.

TheHondaBro > not for canada - australian in disguise 06/10/2016 at 21:30

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Keep your stupid comments in your pocket.

not for canada - australian in disguise > TheHondaBro 06/10/2016 at 21:32

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i dont have pockets bitch

CB > TheHondaBro 06/10/2016 at 21:33

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Whoa there, buddy, I have a vague knowledge of (*looks at smudged writing on hand*) “sparts”.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > CB 06/10/2016 at 21:36

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The bigger question is how did he get funding for this. I’m sure he had to present a clip to a panel of investors or execs.

CB > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 06/10/2016 at 21:36

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He sold jeans, I think.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > CB 06/10/2016 at 21:38

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Well screw engineering I’m selling jeans then.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > not for canada - australian in disguise 06/10/2016 at 21:44

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Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer > not for canada - australian in disguise 06/10/2016 at 21:57

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squint a little and you can see the chevette hiding in there

Svend > not for canada - australian in disguise 06/10/2016 at 22:08

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Speaking of her.

I left the pub the other night with my car key in hand out stretched in front of me. A copper came up to me and asked what I was doing, I replied “I’m looking for my car, I last saw it on the end of this key”.

The copper said I was too drunk to drive anyway and asked if I knew that my trouser zipper was down and my penis sticking out, I replied in shock “oh my God, my girlfriend has disappeared too”.

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I was at the real estate agents the other day for a house with period features (my girlfriend hates when I call her that).

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When I first met my girlfriend I said I liked sex and asked if she did too, she replied “I rather like it infrequently”, to which I asked if the last bit was one word or two.

not for canada - australian in disguise > Svend 06/10/2016 at 22:09

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ok

Svend > not for canada - australian in disguise 06/10/2016 at 22:16

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I didn’t know what the ‘oh i-mark’ thing was about so put something else in.

Nauraushaun > not for canada - australian in disguise 06/11/2016 at 08:15

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Passenger side rear view mirror was optional